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My not-so-secret ambition is to conquer the world and enslave all humans. That, or open a bookshop and find a way to legally marry a fictional character.

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I idolize the Rat Pack. I prefer listening to the Beatles on my record player. The best song to blast in your car stereo while driving is "Bohemian Rhapsody". I watch Dexter or Animal Planet (when I bother to watch TV). I am currently battling against my addictions. The addictions are winning.

I read Dilbert before I read any other comic in the newspaper. All I read in the newspaper is the comics. I'm one of those chick video gamers. Which means I play MarioKart and Drake&Josh and Brain Age and Quidditch World Cup and Super Smash Bros and and Sonic the Hedgehog and Dance Dance Revolution.

I make crude, politically incorrect comments on a regular basis because the world is too damn serious. I have a thing for Jews and Mormons. I blame Mel Brooks and Donny Osmond. I quote movies. A lot. I have at least one interest for every letter of the alphabet.

I only have anger issues when I drive. And then, I'm homicidal. I tend to focus all of my energy on one obsession at a time. Currently, it's Dexter and serial killers.

I have a speech impediment known as sarcasm. I was a paid livejournal user until the strikethrough/boldout nonsense. And since I have refused to give the company anymore of my money or submit myself to being "plussed" and covered in horrid ads from 6A douche sponsors.

I miss my 113 icons.

Friends Only, comment with a joke or a line from Blades of Glory to be added.

Just kidding. But funny commentary and inside jokes makes me like you more...
  • Hi! Sorry to bother you but I'm looking for a great fic by a mugglerock on LJ named "When I'm gone".And judging by your interests and groups I'm assuming and hoping it's you.Could you tell me where to find it?
  • "You crushed my dreams!"
    "Dreams? Shit, I haven't had one of those in years."
    "Zip it, Chazz! Just zip it! Or else I'll punch you in your craplousy face!"
    "THIS ENDS TONIGHT!"
    "It's day time, you douche!"

    Add me, please? ♥
  • I'M ALREADY ADDED but I'll do this anyways.

    "It's embarrassing stalking a has-been! I tried that Ukranian skater, you know, the one who looks like Elvis? I went to the Ukraine and it's cold and everyone has guns and it smells like soup.."

    THIS HECTOR MOMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY KAT
  • Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.

    My quote: "They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there. "

    It actually took me a while to choose. I saw that movie last Friday and I loved it. So hilarious.

    Friends?
    • Re: Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.

      you bet!

      *friended*
    • Re: Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.

      oh, and yay blades of glory quotes! i've seen it ten times so far!!
    • Re: Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.

      oh, and i totally didn't create a Blades of GLory community or anything.

      *cough*blades_of_glory*cough*
  • *grin* Needing more rabid BoG love on the flist, and considering my other obsession love is HP, I added you. You may, of course, tell me to piss off, if you feel so inclined. ;)

    comment with a joke or a line from Blades of Glory to be added

    lol! Alrighty, just because it's kinda fun:

    "You smell like urine."

    "A lot?"
  • My quote-
    Jimmy: So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
    Coach: Oh, really?
    Chazz: We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk up in your trunk? Ima get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."
    Jimmy: [Disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. You don't even know what that means.
    Chazz: Nobody knows what it means, but its provocative...
    Jimmy: No, its not.
    Chazz: ...It gets the people going!

    Can I be your friend now? Pwease...I'll write more fanfic! :p
    • Can I be your friend now? Pwease...I'll write more fanfic!

      who can refuse an offer like THAT?!

      *friended*
      • Thanks!! *hugs* and there shall be more fanfic by at least Sunday...I'm writing a sequel to the uber fluff I posted a few days ago ^-^ Thanks again for friending me!
  • Hi! I came by here because I'm "researching" your new love - hey, you were right about Drake & Josh, so I'm all about giving Blades of Glory a shot.

    I haven't seen it yet *ducks* but I'm also politically incorrect, my almost 5 year old learned to say "fuck" by riding in the car with me, I named my iPod "Pookie," (and my lawnmower "Moe" - and painted it purple and stuck fairy stickers all over it), I want your messenger bag, and I have an obsession with Sharpies and glitter gel pens.

    Will you friend me anyway?
  • Not asking to friend ya, just figured this was the easiest way. In anycase, over on your BoG com (brilliant btw, love it) is it possable to have a few tags set up, just fic, icons, vids, interviews or something? It'd be easier for everyone to search for past fic rather than spend hours crawling through all the posts (which are freakishly if brilliantly large in number).
    • i stated in the profile that i organise all of the entries in the memories of the community, i cannot edit entries, i can only delete them, so i figured it was easier than asking ever single person to add tags to their entries.

      i tend to update the memories daily, when i have the chance. it's a lot of work, but i don't think i'm doing too shabby a job of it.
      • Ahhh, kay, fair 'nuff (must be diff areas of fandom styles thing, used to tags is all).

        Well, sorry!
  • Fairchild: They were good.
    Stranz: Like, really good (looks at Katie) None of that was on your video
    Fairchild: It's ok, it's OK..let's not let them get into our heads
    Stranz: Not let them get into our heads? Not only did we make Marky Mark look bad, we let down the Funky Bunch.

    Woot for the first bit of S/F love.

    *loves you long time*
  • Okay, I think I'm already friended (is honored) but I will quote anyways, 'cuz it's a good time!
    "I'm not gonna say wow, but...wow."
    "They got by on 97% adrenaline and 3%bullshit..."

    Okay, there is a distinct possibility I'm eliminated on the basis that I can't remember the exact wording of what follows! *hides head in shame* so, just for good measure since it sums up my love for you...
    "I sent you a cup of my blood! Did you get my blood?!"
    All my journal contains is updates of my fic, so don't worry about your friends page getting all full because of little ol' me!
  • I'm currently bored to death and searching for people I should have added a long time ago and haven't, cause I'm a loser. Here goes:

    CHAZZ: This guy couldn't hold my jock sweat.
    JIMMY: I could hold it all day long, try me!
    CHAZZ: Maybe I will!
    JIMMY: Maybe you should.
    CHAZZ: You challenging me, Princess?
    JIMMY: I'm not inviting you to the Skating Federation's annual Christmas party.
    CHAZZ: Then bring it on.
    JIMMY: It is on!
    • SO FRIENDED FOR THAT.

      I really am looking forward to a moment in time in which I can say, "it IS on!"
      • I have said it... to my students... and gotten odd looks. Most of them haven't seen Blades of Glory.

        I also once threatened to punch one of my students in his crap-lousy face, before I was able to stop myself. Luckily he was laughing too hard to take me seriously.
  • Be my friend, please? *blushes* I like Disney more than Nick, but I love Blades of Glory.

    "I want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday."
  • Miss You!

    It seems like we've both got crazy lives lately (and congrats to all your happiness - you deserve it).

    I just wanted to say hi, and check in, plus I have some news.

    My daughter, who will be 6 in May, has a new favorite show that she and my mom "discovered" together.

    Drake & Josh.

    Even when you're not trying, you're influencing future generations.

    (Thought this would make you smile...)

    Take care!
  • Hi mugglerock,

    I would like to ask whether you are interested in affiliating blades_of_glory with my new community invasion_fans? In case you're wondering, the connection between both is the excellent actor William Fichtner. :)

    I look forward to hearing from you. Thank you for your time. :)
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